January 2012
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December 2011
i love cooking for ppl more than i love eating
This morning I made vegan cinnamon, chocolate, hazelnut, vanilla french toast it was amazing and yesterday I made tofu scramble tacos. These motherfuckers are the luckiest ones in the world
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lonerwitch asked: I'm preeeeetty sure I saw you at Sugar Mountain last night but am too socially inept to point out dorky shit like, "I seen yer face on the internet!" to people when they're hanging with friends. I'm a thick vest-wearing girl with the huge long hair. I tried to help you when you fell on the drum, but I hear alcohol delays reaction time.
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ibexxebi asked: i want a copy of your zine
Anonymous asked: where did you grow up?
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i was walking my dog in my parents nieghborhood at...
infront of me a man and his dog appeared, walking in my direction. i grabbed Kip by the collar since i didnt have a leash with me. Kip is harmless and a total peach but other dogs are not. i wasnt worried about Kip I was worried about the other dog.
Man (giving me evil eye up until this snarky comment): keep you dog on a leash!
Me (in bitch mode): Why should i? my dog is as sweet as (fuck what am i saying, im not even thinking, just pick something!) pennies! (pennies?! ug)
Man (as he walks passed me): I know where you come from (or something) mumble mumble
Me (really pissed off now, fuck old people and fuck norms! I yell, standing in the street watching the mans back as he walks away, 10 feet infront of me now): WHAT!?
(he says nothing)
Me: WHAT!!!!!!!!?????
(still nothing)
Me (extra loud and in ghetto fabulous bitch mode now): YA THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!!!!!
when i told my mom she explained to me how she hates him and he hates Turkish people and our dog. Im not very good at come backs when im in bitch mode as you can see but i never cease to get in the last word
And ill tell y’all what else, I’m so fucking happy and iv made a bunch of new stuff and I’m so inspired and ready to kill the world.
My new years resolution is to shower more often
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